by Hugh Hefler
Bumper Stickers

Driver carries no cash
If You Can Read This
I've Lost My Trailer
Horn Broken
Watch For Finger
You're Just Jealous Because
The Voices Are Talking To Me
If everything is coming your way
You're probably in the wrong lane
So Many Pedestrians
So Little Time
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I child-proofed my house
But they still get in
The Earth Is Full
Go Home
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
Drugs lead nowhere
But it's the Scenic route
Cleverly Disguised As
A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting,
Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
If Anything Falls Off
Cover Me,
I'm Changing Lanes
Where the hell is
Easy Street?
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I Do Whatever My Rice
Krispies Tell Me To
I Haven't Lost My Mind
It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!
Remember Folks
Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph
Guys --- No Shirt, No Service
Gals --- No Shirt, No Charge
Boldly Going Nowhere
Keep Honking, I'm reloading
Don't Be Sexist
Broads Hate That
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
by Hugh Hefler